I could offer a million answers, all false.
The truth is, I'm a bad person.

jam tomorrow 

"It’s very good jam," said the Queen.
“Well, I don’t want any TO-DAY, at any rate.”
“You couldn’t have it if you DID want it,” the Queen said. "The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday – but never jam to-day."
“It MUST come sometimes to ‘jam to-day’,” Alice objected.
“No, it can’t,” said the Queen. “It’s jam every OTHER day: to-day isn’t any OTHER day, you know.”
“I don’t understand you,” said Alice. “It’s dreadfully confusing!”

Through the Looking Glass and What Alice Found There.



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